Tales from the Table

Cloud

Cloud has hosted 51 episodes.

Cloud was born when a particle of pure awesomesauce collided with a beam of extraordinariocity. They have a fly speed of 60 ft and their senses can pierce all falsehoods, so they always know when a player is lying about a bad roll.

...Just kidding. I'm not any of those things. I'm five-foot-seven-and-three-quarters exactly, I live near Chicago, and I'm the creator, Dungeon Master, and host of the podcast Tales from the Table. I've wanted to be a Dungeon Master ever since I was a very awkward pre-teen, so I'm finally living the life of my dreams.

Dre

Dre has hosted 51 episodes.

Dre is pure awesome, and don't you forget it. Not only do they play Flower, the four-armed, big-hearted serpentfolk paladin, they also help Cloud edit the show AND they handle most of our social media. Oh, and they occasionally DM as well. Can anyone be cooler than that? Not likely.

Kevin

Kevin has hosted 49 episodes.

Kevin is Cloud's baby brother. He plays Athanasius Argentianus Anguisian, the silver dragonborn grave cleric (what a mouthful, am I right?) He loves puzzles and logic and he helps Cloud with brainstorming and with our long-term planning. What a great dude! Smells like farts, though. Trust me.

Disclaimer: This bio was written by Cloud, and is in no way endorsed by Kevin, who WILL take umbrage if he ever finds this.

Mac

Mac has hosted 49 episodes.

Mac plays Kaden Onyxcobble, the halfling storm sorcerer. His dry wit and love of chaos always keep us on our toes! His office, all his chairs, and his metal dice can all go burn in hellfire.

Mac was cursed by a witch at birth and he's now a powerful superhero AND a ninja, which is why his identity is shrouded in impenetrable mystery. He wears a mask so he can save the world. You will never hear whispers of a more cool and enigmatic dude.